Saturday, June 1, 2013

Uppity critters

I stepped out onto my front porch yesterday evening and there was a big buck just standing in my front yard. He looked at me like "What are you doing in my place?" After a while I yelled at him, "Yo, get lost!" He stood there giving me the hairy eyeball for a couple more seconds before bouncing off into the woods.

Look here. They're supposed to be afraid of me. If I had any sense I would have gone out there with my 30-30 and had his ass (literally) for dinner. The problem is, not enough people are doing this any more. Some city slickers even move out here and think they're cute, and start feeding them. No shit. Completely nuts.

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